Burning Shorts Issue 6: January 2007

Line Rider: It has been said that, once you experience Line Rider, “you will never get any actual work done on a computer ever again …” About a week ago, one of our Visionary Editors, Angela Dalton, introduced us to Line Rider, suggesting first that we view the “movies” made with Line Rider and then attempt to use it ourselves. We did so, and now we invite you to do so as well: http://official-linerider.com/play.html.

As with the work of silent film comedy masters like Chaplin, Keaton, and Lloyd, Line Rider seems simple and yet its movies thrill the audience on many levels.However, unlike great silent film comedy and possible only in online media, you can be Chaplin, Keaton, or Lloyd by using Line Rider to thrill the audience.

When our awe subsided slightly, we hunted down our Visionary Editor of the Frontier (“VEF”), David Harrison. We typically bring VEF our freshest discovery; usually, he has not only seen it already, but he knows features and advancements about our discovery completely unknown to us! Once again he was well ahead of us: VEF was a passionate Line Rider enthusiast, and, so, he directed us to www.linerider.org for the most spectacular collection of Line Rider movies we have ever seen. Here you will see the new Chaplin, Keaton, and Lloyd!

Scooped again by VEF, we asked him when and where he learned about Line Rider, and he said that it was about a month ago, mid December, from “some guy working in a Ventura (California) bike (bicycle) shop …”

The timing of Line Rider seemed … well, odd. So, we ran the traffic figures on the official Line Rider site, and we found that, while it appeared on www.alexa.com back in October 2006, the traffic to the site experienced a dramatic vertical spike in mid December, then dropped off, and spiked again about a week ago, precisely parallel to when VEF and we learned about it.

Even more puzzling is that the Line Rider Theater discussed above, www.linerider.org, appears on Alexa for nearly all of 2006 and with peaks and valleys of significant traffic from mid-October a full two months before the whiplash vertical spike of the official Line Rider site itself!

We would predict: first the official site would find its audience and then the theater site would grow from the former. Incorrect. And, what to conclude from the fact that both our Visionary Editors connected with Line Rider at the peaks of the official site’s recent spikes? Unclear.

We will predict that Line Rider is and will continue to be a very influential, perhaps even classic, work in the emergence of online artistry.

Burning Shorts, Year One.
Mission: Present and Predict.
Present: finest entertainment online video, which video also
Predict: proved to be mass media hits
Results: 100% successful.
Now that we have made that point …

“I’m always late for school cause your Moms drive slow … oooohhh …”
–Strong Bad, HomeStarRunner.

We celebrate in this New Year’s Issue an established online masterpiece, Home Star Runner. Home Star Runner is an online Flash animated site with linear and post-linear features. It is creatively both multi-dimensional and organically whole.

We have adored this work for years.

For those who love this work, give yourself a New Year’s treat and visit again. For those who will love this site, we urge you to visit Strong Bad’s Emails, a feature which wondrously defies description and will make you laugh with joy. http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail.html
Consider: Just this single feature of the work contains two hundred Strong Bad Email Cartoons!

We urge you to start at the top and go …

No. Unlike our beloved Lonelygirl15, Home Star Runner did not occupy the cover of December’s Wired Magazine.

Yet, what a great way to start the New Year: with gratitude for the enduring and expanding artistic masterwork of Home Star Runner …

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Burning Shorts Issue 5: December 2006/January 2007

Bountiful thanks to Tim Rehling who directed us to the latest work from Lasse Gjersten, “Amateur—Lasse Gjertsen” , November 7, 2006 .

Our passion is to bring the finest Online Video to our audience. Our joy is when a kind friend, like Tim, shares our passion and guides us to the finest! Thanks, many thanks, again, Tim Rehling and our many other supporters.

Ages earlier (about six months ago) we saw, Gjersten’s first post, a clever piece called “Hyperactive“*. “Hmm …” we thought.

Viewing “Us – Lasse Gjertsen” May 10, 2006 together with “Amateur” we knew: this was an artist we must advance here.

These two pieces, among the 16 works by the artist (live-action and animation)*, showed a talent that is, yes, Scandinavian melancholy like Ingmar Bergman yet somehow marbled with the whimsy of constant wonder like Roberto Benigni, then occasionally sprinkled with “Itchy and Scratchy” gore and featuring an audio-visual percussive rhythm that is all Gjertsen’s.

We will not let this artist out of our sight/site!

*Lasse Gjersten entire online videography at time of this publication – 16 videos all at http://www.youtube.com/profile_videos?user=lassegg [live-action and animation with dates on films and film notes from 2003-2006; dates presented are dates of posting to online site.]

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Burning Shorts Volume 4: October/November 2006

“The Ceremony is tomorrow …” –Bree, Lonelygirl15, October 11, 2006.

Yes, we scooped the New York Times and the Los Angeles Times about Lonelygirl15, not in the identity of those responsible for the work, but, much more importantly, by identifying Lonelygirl15 as a spectacularly beautiful work.

Much has happened since Issue Two: Bree, Daniel, and the creators of Lonelygirl15 have been identified and revealed as artists.

And we at Burning Shorts consider it the highest tribute to this work that, fact or fiction, the series, now nearly fifty episodes, continues to grow more and more compelling.

And, yes, as Bree explains, “The Ceremony is tomorrow …” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmWkkRm-DbE … This is a most ominous bulletin. Recent episodes have shown Bree and Daniel estranged, and Bree falling more deeply under the influence of the occult magic, or as Aleister Crowley [ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aleister_Crowley ] called it, “Magick”. Indeed, Crowley’s bizarre influence floats through the episodes like a sinister aroma.

Bree, it feels to us at Burning Shorts , is in great jeopardy. Real jeopardy because the work has earned our suspension of disbelief … Indeed, you can find “The Ceremony is tomorrow …” at the refreshed
http://www.lonelygirl15.com or http://www.lonelygirl15.com/?p=79&play=1 .  The LGPEDIA wiki link at the site reveals all there is to know, with justified confidence: the work has earned our suspension of disbelief. So …

Send best wishes, prayers, spells or magic to protect our Bree … “The Ceremony is tomorrow … “

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Burning Shorts Issue 3: September/October 2006

Sponsor Alert! Ad Agency Alert! And Audiences of All Ages!

Please consider this brief, simple, and gifted entertainment. “Windward Shorts: Cubicle War” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeTuQDJDqdM . Yes, it is an effective comedy, perhaps an homage to such diverse duos as Laurel and Hardy or Tom and Jerry.

Sponsor Alert! Ad Agency Alert! The piece may also be a critical clue to evasive treasure: the relationship between online video and commerce.

This piece is based organically and seamlessly on the sponsor it promotes: Windward Reports. At the outset, one of our duet explains that since he and his adversary have been using Windward Reports, they have had more time for … well … in their case: mischief. Indeed, Windward Reports is a software product which time-saves for those who compose reports digitally.

The visionary brilliance of Windward Report’s marketing via this video deserves admiration and scrutiny: Ultra-optimal cost efficiency, simple but resounding product promotion, and creative freedom for talent.

This piece proves, with out-loud laughter, the organic, seamless connection that can exist between art and commerce online. Bravo!

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Burning Shorts Issue 2: July/August 2006

Introduction
My life works best when my day starts by riding waves in the Ocean. From the water, I reorient and see that our World is mostly liquid, fluid, moving, and land is where there is population density, firearms, and too much talking. So, with this Issue and ever after, I ask you to consider Burning Shorts a ship in service of discovery, and every Issue a destination … each a New World in a vast, uncharted perhaps unknowable Ocean. And, because each destination is merely tethered by a single line called a web address, the greater reality is liquid. With that introduction …

The Magic and Mystery of lonelygirl15
Welcome to Issue 2: The Magic and Mystery of lonelygirl15 and her Danielbeast. The Magic is real. The Mystery is whether the story is real. The deeper Mystery is how real and whether it matters if it is real. Pirandello’s plays, the film The Stuntman , and the play Tony and Tina’s Wedding all challenge whether and how reality matters. So, too, does lonelygirl15, who calls herself “Bree” and her friend “Daniel” often affectionately called “Danielbeast”. Online there is robust controversy regarding who these characters are and to what they are devoted: autobiographical disclosure or artful fiction or self-promotion. With the velocity of online popularity, the series is not even two months old: we append posting dates and numbers of views of each video for the curious. Since the Magic is real, we begin there.

The Magic Is Real
The lonelygirl15 series consists currently of fourteen short videos (for a complete blog/filmography with all details, contact Burning Shorts via email) which star Bree, supported by Daniel and occasional appearances of a Purple Monkey puppet. She is enchanting; she is the Magic. As one commentator declared following her first video, “First Blog/Dorkiness Prevails”, (my grammatical inserts in brackets): “You are amazing. You are smart and nice. I am a new fan and I think [it] is not difficult [to] fall in love with a girl like you … Produce more videos!!!!” Please meet Bree … “First Blog/Dorkiness Prevails” dated June 16, 2006 1:35 sec Views: 78,749 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-goXKtd6cPo&search=lonelygirl15

A Major Conflict And Proving Science Wrong
In her seventh video, Bree introduces a major conflict in our drama, perfectly entitled, “My Parents Suck” Dated July 04, 2006, 1:01 sec. Views: 448,706 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ll9xv69oX0s&mode=related&search= Balancing this conflict with a more frolicsome episode which includes exposure to the often soft-spoken Daniel, Bree undertakes “Proving Science Wrong!” dated July 09, 2006, 1:36 sec. Views: 223,779 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQEBobE9XZs&NR

Boy Problems Girl Problems
The parents relent. The two go hiking (episode 9), but the audience reaction provokes another conflict—we are very much influencing events—again perfectly entitled “Boy Problems …” dated July 16, 2006, 2:11 sec. Views: 496,078 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnYgQJud2Vk&NR Daniel responds, twice in the same day: First, angrily toward Bree, “Girl Problems …” dated July 18, 2006, 1:00 sec. Views: 83,616 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJjAZevn1n8 , and then tenderly in her defense, “Daniel Responds” dated July 18, 2006, 1:00 min. Views: 64,210 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qk316mkquL4&NR Ah, the ambivalence of love … poignantly exposed or perhaps artfully dramatized?

Girl And Boy Reunite But …
Happily, after “boy loses girl” or, more accurately, “girl loses boy”, “girl and boy reunite” in the funny, quick, cleverly crafted “He Said, She Said” dated July 20, 2006, 45 sec. Views: 189,580 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AuKM7p3r-w&NR

… Major Conflict Persists
Ah, but the larger conflict continues. The parents simply do not understand, and Bree opts to express her feelings with a personal story as metaphor, “My Lazy Eye (and P. Monkey gets Funky!)” dated July 22, 2006, 1:52 sec. Views: 89,844 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZN-Wye4rDE … and it feels to us at Burning Shorts that we have arrived at the conclusion of Part One of this Magic and Mystery. And at the conclusion of Issue 2?

The Conspiracy of lonelygirl15: Imminent Doom?
Not quite. Reality or drama? This Magical young lady her Danielbeast and her Purple Monkey: could they be the apocalyptic threat to that great Beacon of the Internet and our World? Hard to imagine? Consider: “The Imminent Doom of YouTube”, dated July 22, 2006, 3:48 sec. Views: 106,638 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGZrWsCMEjU&feature=Views&page=1&t=t&f=b

And, thus, the conclusion of Issue 2.

Bonus! The latest “Proving Science Wrong …”
And Bree and Daniel reverse roles … well sort of … well not really … They are so wonderful … Just watch … http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MhzPBagaNY

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Burning Shorts Issue 1: May/June 2006

“Surf’s Up”. So you think you surfed the web before? Watch this. http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-234319193104279565

“Urban Ninja For Hire”. Flying human art at an all new level … a new art form truly, one of great cultural depth and richness. And wild. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2kJZOfq7zk&search=urban%20ninja

“Fear of Girls”. The original Burning Short … The film that gave us the hope to go on … As does any great work of art. “Geek is chic”? Maybe … More, though: our human interactions are comedy, depicted with the subtlety and nuance of a master poet. And out loud laughs. http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7521044027821122670

“Ain’t That Loving You Baby”. The magic of Elvis meets Laurel & Hardy? Yes, indeed, courtesy of that master artist himself, Rudy Wurlitzer … with the intention to “cheer” you. Thank you, Mr. W. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z91aWvhffBI&search=Laurel%20and%20Hardy

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